The Squire is a circumcised stand-to-pee with no-spill lips. It has a soft texture, detailed veins and folds as well as pleasure ridges. He might not be the biggest, but do not be fooled! Despite his small shaft, The Squire gives a decent buldge and empties itself quickly.
Please note that this model is intended to be a 3-in-1 prosthestic. Our rods are not currently ready, but they are coming soon, so keep an eye out for them!
As always, all our products are made from food-grade silicone (FDA approved). Besides, thanks to their non-sticky property, there is no need to powder them after cleaning.
|Shaft Length:||3.46'' (8.8cm)|
|Total Length:||4.72'' (12cm)|
|Funnel Width:||2.2" ( 5.6cm)|
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This stp packer works like a dream, it took practice but now it's like second nature.
I have never had a packer before, mainly for the reason of "will it look like I have a boner?"
I have been tempted for years to buy a STP, usually closing the tab after reading about how STPs do not pack well.
I started college this year, and for once in my life I wasn't able to hold off until the end of the school day to use the bathroom. This has caused me major panic and anxiety. I had been debating for a while between two from another company, that I'm glad now I did not pick.
Axolom showed up at the right time, tiktok reccomended it to me, and immediately I went around to find reviews. There aren't many, so thats why I'm adding mine.
This is a fantastic packer, and even on the first use I was able to use it to pee. There have of course been a couple spills but nothing major.
My only suggestion is to wear or buy a harness to go with it. It will shift and move, especially if you're mobile often like me, who bikes to school.
Seriously, anyone debating buying this should. It's changed my life. I now don't feel anxiety when I have to use the mens room. It's affordable, packs easily with a pair of tight boxers and a harness, and is easily used. If you're on the fence, I have not found a packer like the squire that has been found a) easy to use as an STP and b) doesn't make you look like you've got a stiffy. I highly reccomend this
I've already reviewed one product on here, but if there's something that truly deserves praise, it's this STP
I've been through many STPs before, but none of them have quite ranked up to The Squire. Yes, there are still minor design flaws, as with many STPs, but if I'm able to master using this within my first try (after not using an STP for almost a year due to giving up on the others I owned) then I guarantee you can too.
The only critiques I can muster (with proper solutions, for any person who may be questioning buying):
Upon testing this out in the faucet of my bathroom sink, I saw a case of The Split Stream. A classic cis man dilemma, very gratifying, but difficult for a trans man due to it not being able to drain liquid quite as fast. (And in case.you aren't aware, if it can't drain the liquid quick enough, it's only got one place left to go...) But fear not! Squeezing slightly on the base of the head prevents this, and it flows out almost twice as fast! Problem solved.
The only issue that makes the experience a lil dicey is the cup itself. In order to properly secure it to my body to avoid spills, I had to grip with both hands; front and back. This was due to the slightly less "reinforced" mid section compared to the balls and actual peen itself, which are heavier. Readjusting my grip, I was able to hold it properly with just one hand, but perhaps it's something to keep in mind?
Other than those minor issues, this STP is absolutely worth your time, and money!!!
Excellent STP packer ! It's the perfect size for me, it's really soft and realistic. That's the first time I don't have any problem to pee with a STP, I'm so happy !
I really love it !
I bought this in june, and it took about 20 tries to manage to use it correctly, be prepared to need to practice. I gave up on it in July and only went for round two a few days ago and seems to be ok.
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